May 2013
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
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excalilbur:
when the person you like talks to you first
townsvillain:
philolspice:
townsvillain:
why leak nudes when you can leak the word of our Lord and Savior
because nudes are real
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Dragonclaw hooks go on the market for $75… So tempted to sell mine…
turquoisewave:
swaggie2nope:
i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
next old sport bus old sport to old sport West Egg old sport
apatheticghost:
what i learned from school
im a fucking piece of shit
everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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therealhorusszahhak:
This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
kians-redball:
IT’S SO HARD WHEN YOU’RE IN A CUDDLY MOOD AND DON’T HAVE ANYONE TO CUDDLE WITH THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
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Listen
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dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
3ds more like $200 pokemon machine
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[[MORE]]Welp. There goes that.
Another chapter to put down in the “I Fucked Up Too Hard” part of my life.
Fucking wonderful…
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[[MORE]]I can only hope that what I said really gets to you with a deep and meaningful message. I hope that you know that everything that I said is one hundred percent true, and I hope you can come to me after having heard it…
And give me another shot.
[[MORE]]God do I feel like such a selfish little shit. Now that I know a little more about what’s going on with you, I feel even more hateful of myself and my actions. Why I did what I did I will never know. I’ll figure something out.
I want to win you back more than anything.
sixthgunforlife:
the-devils-beast:
nicodoublele:
when you have so many ideas, but no talent
When you have so much talent, but no ideas
When you have no ideas and no talent.
the-vashta-nerada:
one time i was at a party and i was inside and everyone was outside for some reason so i was about to go out and my friend nick stopped me and was like “mel don’t go outside there’s some drunk guys on tandem bicycles in sombreros riding around the backyard and we can’t get rid of them” so i was like “haha yeah right you guys” but i walked out and there they were and they kept...
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[[MORE]]I’m fucking sorry for what I did before. I know that it was inexcusable. I know that I hurt you so fucking much. But I want to be better than that, than who I was. Than how I was to you. Because I know you deserve it, to be happy, and I know that you’ve been struggling with happiness for a very long time, and that all I’ve done is fuck you up even more. But I want to be...
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feistily:
I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me. I don’t want to grow up.
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[[MORE]]I feel like I already know you won’t respond as much as I really really really want you to. Glad to see I made such a lasting impression….
